Get to know me!! Ed Orgeron - Ole Miss

As most of you know, I am risking my life by attempting to profile Ed "The" Orgereon.
Via his psychic powers and ability, he is watching me and letting me know not to mess with him. If I dare besmirch the name Orgeron, myself and my future progeny will feel his wrath. Probably not today, nor tomorrow, but at the moment I least expect it. Then, The Orgeron will extract his revenge. But, I have already ventured down this path, and the rest of the world needs to be aware of the man, the myth, the Orgeron.

Yes I killed them and they deserved to die!

Found deep in the bayous of Louisiana and rumored to have been born fully grown and bench pressing 325 with a squat of 550, Ed Orgeron prepares the quaint university town of Oxford, MS for the second year of his glorious reign. Already, The Orgeron has rewritten the rules of recruiting by pulling in what most services consider to be a top 15 class. The reason for this is simple - none dare cross The Orgeron by refusing to sign his letter of intent. As part of my penance for writing this piece, the next three generations of my family are required to sign to play for Ole Miss. My dog is fully expected to report for fall camp next year to compete for the punt returning job. Its quite possible you are already on the two deep and better be prepared to kick some ass.

Before arriving in Oxford, The Orgeron was previously seen stalking the wilds of Los Angeles for USC and Pete Carrol. This was the basis for USC's winning streak, as part of the deal, if you managed to beat USC, you would then have to bare knuckle box The Orgeron just to prove your team was truly worthy of the victory.

Alabama coach Mike Shula prepares for the aftermath of defeating Ole Miss

The Orgeron has managed to bring a quality group of recruits to Oxford, but one must assume Ole Miss fans are expecting him to dig up a hidden Manning sometime soon with their expectations as high as they are. It's too soon to know what kind of coach The Orgeron will be in the SEC, but this much is clear. Right now, he is upstairs having his way with my woman---and in your bedroom as well, finishing up round three with yours.